At least as Mac users we would have the wit to take the PC and make it as Mac like as possible while waiting to be rescued (assuming we wanted rescued! - If we don't . . that might be a different answer!)
If you were to throw a Mac at a PC user they would sit and grumble about it for a year not wanting to touch it even if it HAD the internet.
(I know, because it took me a year to think Mac-like!)
Try asking PC users the other question - a PC without internet or a Mac WITH - that would be fun to watch too.
Could You Disconnect Your Mac?